{"id":372,"date":"2016-01-15T19:29:44","date_gmt":"2016-01-15T19:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mirrorofdoom.com\/?page_id=14"},"modified":"2016-01-15T19:29:44","modified_gmt":"2016-01-15T19:29:44","slug":"help-im-stuck-in-another-world-with","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/mirrorofdoom.com\/?page_id=372","title":{"rendered":"Help! I’m stuck in another world with…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Yep, this is me. I\u2019m Tim Hunter, and I\u2019m 12-years-old. Some people insist on calling me Timmy, but I hate that. So if we ever meet, don\u2019t do it. I like Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit (of course) \u2013 and I LOVE playing video games. But my favorite hobby is annoying my sister. (When you meet her, you\u2019ll see why.)<\/p>\n

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Kat\u2019s real name is Katherine, but no one calls her that. She\u2019s 15-years-old. She always makes the honor role at school (and rubs my nose in it)\u2026 organizes her socks by color in her drawer (yes, I\u2019ve seen it with my own eyes)\u2026 and keeps her school supplies in Tupperware containers. With labels.<\/p>\n

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Ron is 16. He\u2019s not the brightest light on the Christmas tree, but he\u2019s super good at sports. Football, soccer, baseball, bowling\u2026 he\u2019s aced them all. As you can probably guess, the cheerleaders love him. He\u2019s always dating girls named Brandy, Candy, and (my personal favorite) Bambi.<\/p>\n

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Erick Hunter married my mom about two years ago. He even adopted us kids, which kind of makes him our dad. But we still call him Erick. He\u2019s secretive about his past. (I like to imagine he was a spy or something!) But he’s awesome at outdoorsy stuff. He even taught me and Ron how to hunt and fish. (Well, he taught Ron, anyway.)<\/p>\n

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Uncle Edgar is my mom\u2019s older brother. He lives on the third floor of my grandma\u2019s house where he\u2019s always working on some secret \u201cproject.\u201d Uncle Edgar gives me the creeps. He\u2019s not to be trusted. If you ever see him \u2013 run.<\/p>\n

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Gavril would tell you he\u2019s not the prince of anything \u2013 since his step-mom took over his kingdom and kicked him and his dad out. He wears a tunic like Robin Hood\u2026 fights like Zorro with his sword\u2026 and can build a fire better than a Boy Scout. But he\u2019s SO serious! Would it kill him to crack a smile once in a while?<\/p>\n

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Beriman is an honest-to-goodness dwarf. With his tunic and pointy hat, he looks like he stepped out of the pages of a fairy tale. But don\u2019t tell him that \u2013 he would be totally offended. Yeah, he can be grouchy at times, but he\u2019s a fierce fighter and he\u2019s as brave as a lion.<\/p>\n

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King Gunther seems nice enough when you first meet him. But he\u2019s got a secret mean streak. (Trust me\u2026 I saw it!) He’s the one that “persuaded” (as in threatened and blackmailed) us to go after the queen’s mirror. But, he\u2019s a real push-over. I mean\u2026 come on! He let a girl<\/em> steal his kingdom away from him! Who does that?<\/p>\n

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Morissa married King Gunther. And she is gorgeous! She looks like a supermodel, or something. But she\u2019s wicked, jealous and spiteful. Yeah, she\u2019s the one who kicked King Gunther out of Tryton. You don\u2019t mess with this chick. You cross her\u2026 and you\u2019re dead. You have a better hair day than she does\u2026 and you\u2019re dead. You try to take her favorite mirror\u2026 and you\u2019re dead. You get the picture.<\/p>\n

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Akar is ugly, loaded with scales and as big as a house. Bigger, even. This reptile-on-steroids lives deep within Mount Kern. And what a hoarder! Akar\u2019s got a stash of gold coins, jewelry, weapons and other assorted goodies that would make your eyes pop. If you could get your hands on it, you\u2019d be richer than your wildest dreams \u2013 but you probably wouldn\u2019t make it out alive to enjoy it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yep, this is me. I\u2019m Tim Hunter, and I\u2019m 12-years-old. Some people insist on calling me Timmy, but I hate that. So if we ever meet, don\u2019t do it. I like Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit (of course) \u2013 and I LOVE playing video games. But my favorite hobby is…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-372","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mirrorofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mirrorofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mirrorofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mirrorofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mirrorofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mirrorofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mirrorofdoom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}