Howdy. My name is Tim Hunter.
That’s Tim – not Timmy.
Yeah, at 12-years-old, I’m still “technically” a kid. But I want to set the record straight now, because I know guys who are called “Billy,” “Jimmy” and, yes, even “Timmy” – and they’re adults!
That’s so not going to happen to me.
Anyway, my older sister Kat keeps a diary. Knowing her, it’s probably filled with lame stuff. But it got me thinking…
I can do better. I can create the ultimate diary online – and only let the cool kids read it.
Like you.
Not a girlie diary. No sir. A man-diary.
Or, better yet… a journal. An online journal.
How cool is that?
Just don’t tell anyone about it. I don’t mind YOU reading it. After all, you seem pretty cool. But I don’t want just anyone to see it. Especially not my sister!
After all… it’s PRIVATE. So shhh!